Saturday, January 19, 2008

lou dobbs

lou dobbs, you self-important, condescending, opinionated, pasty-faced, mean ol' grandpa of a talking-head masquerading as a journalist, you really piss me off. you deliver the 'news' with a big heaping teaspoon of smug, and by 'news' i mean 'your opinion.' if i wanted to be patronized in my own living room i'd invite the young republicans over for some martinis and crustless sandwiches. at least they dress better. you have an enviable forum, one you could use to allow for open debate of differing opinions; instead, you waste valuable airtime sputtering out your own old school (the bad kind, not the good kind) agenda. please do us all a favor and take that stick out from up your ass and beat yourself over the head with it until you knock some sense into yourself.